From Chapter 1

"What's been your troop motto, Lauren?" the Perfect Brownie Leader asked.

I said with pride, "Our troop motto is, 'You Can Marry More Money in One Minute Than You Can Make in a Lifetime!'"

The Perfect Brownie looked horrified. She said, "Well, OUR motto is: 'Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Country.'"

I slunk down in my chair. I thought I'd change the subject so I asked "What day of the week shall we meet?"

She said, "Mondays won't work because I'm involved with the United Nations Middle East Peace talks every Monday."

I couldn't believe how much fun I was having.

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